I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
(via me-cago-en-ti)
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
(Source: samberglar, via cookiedoughdreams)
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
Only when I sing a special song whilst stroking it
(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via givenchh-y)
Alguien me puede decir una canción gufia’ o algo?! :)
how to get a hot body
- heat oven to 425° F
- get in oven
(via marisais)
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
(via cookiedoughdreams)
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
